Tophats and Bendy-straws

Somethings in life are undeniably awesome, some things undeniably badass. Tophats, its impossible to say a top hat isn't awesome and know you're right. same thing with bendy-straws. bendy-sraws are unisex, unicashflow, unilateral, unicorn, and universal. Some things aren't so universally badass. my picture of someone badass is a white shirt, sleves rolled up, black tie, black pants, fedora, '44 revolver in the holster, cigarette in the mouth, shades on the eyes. whats your picture of badassery?